eheh gue masa ikutan "make me babies" kan, terus ini fotonya
ayah disamarkan demi ketentraman dunia.wekwek. anak gue bule, gile juga keren, namanya Carmen
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Sabtu, September 05, 2009
Little Carmen
gue males posting ttg dikmensi. puanjangnya gak ketulungan soalnya. okeoke.
eheh gue masa ikutan "make me babies" kan, terus ini fotonya
ayah disamarkan demi ketentraman dunia.wekwek. anak gue bule, gile juga keren, namanya Carmen
eheh gue masa ikutan "make me babies" kan, terus ini fotonya
ayah disamarkan demi ketentraman dunia.wekwek. anak gue bule, gile juga keren, namanya Carmen
Selasa, Juni 30, 2009
stolen from lita
Rules are you enter the letter into the search box and choose one person to write about (if the same person comes up twice use next down the list) Tag each person you mention...
Let's begin ..
A. Annisa Poppy Zolanda
1) How long have you known him/her?
staun ye gak la?
2) Is this person your enemy?
Bukanla, kitakan temaaaan (gapake cekek, yg ngerti gaul)
3) Is this person taller than you?
Nggak deh kayaknya
B. Badar Rahmat Trihari (knp die?)
1) What do you really think of this person?
Gatau ya
2) What’s their favourite color?
Gatau juga hahahah
3) Ever danced with them?
Nggak akan ya no way!
C. Clariza Shally Meidyna
1) Do you like this person?
hoeks
2) Where did you meet this person?
Dulu pas SD
3) How old are they?
12/13 idk (gaya baru tau idk hahah)
D. Dwiki Pratama Putra
1) Do you love this person?
Hah?geli
2) Biggest regret?
Jatoh didepannya pasti dijekin setengah idup
3) His/Her hobby ?
Makan hahah
E.Evanditho Armandiera
1) Have you met their parents?
Bokapnya belom, nyokapnya dulu pernah
2) Worst thing about this person?
Hemm, songong. Canda ya tho
3) Best thing about this person?
Apaya? Putih? Lumayan baek
F. Firdha Maghfira Putri
1) Dated this person?
Fir,kita normal kan?
2) When is the next time you will see him/her?
Pas ke alarm terakhir, udh lama
3) Do you go to school with them?
nggak
G. Grace Shinta Elizabeth
1) Are they a good listener?
Kyknya nggak. Mungkin.
2) Have you ever lied to this person?
Ngobrol aja jarang
3) Is this person nice?
Hem?
H. Romadhan Hapsa (HAPSA)
1) What year are they in?
7 mau naik 8
2) Is he/she your best friend?
bukan
3) Ever done something illegal with this person?
Dia ustad meeeeeen
I. Imansyah Aulia Putra
1) What is this person’s favourite food?
Escargot kayaknya
2) How did you meet this person?
Pas SD
3) Do you trust them?
Lumayan deh
J. Jauza Ardiya
1) What is his/her favorite ?
Nggak tau
2) Do you know their favourite song?
Nggak juga
3) What would you do if they confessed they liked you?
Heh?
K.Karima Naulita Pane
1) How old were you when you first met?
4,5,6
2) How did you meet?
SD nya sama
3) Ever danced with this person?
Belom ya kim?
L. Marchelita Dewi (Lita)
1) What would you do if you had never met this person?
Lah gue duduk ama siapa?
2) Do you like him/her?
As a friend
3) Would you go to Disney World with this person?
MAU KAN LIT MAU
M. Muhamad Ario Wibisono
1) Is this person quiet or loud?
Loud LAH
2) Name a friend that both of you are close to?
Eki (berasa deket gitu gue.hoeks)
3) What color eyes does this person have?
Apaya? Item?
N. Nadya Nadiva Ramadhani
1) Is this person your boyfriend/girlfriend?
Nggak makasih udah kenyang
2) Have you seen this person cry?
Pernah! Dia ngeliatin gue sampe nangis SUER
3) Do you know this person’s middle name?
YES,Nadiva
O. Julio Dewo Wicaksono (oo)
1) Are you related?
Nggaklah yaw
2) Could you live with this person?
Kalo gue-lita kawin mungkin iya
3) Do you believe this person is gay?
Oo gay ga o?
P.Pricilla Aida
1) Have you ever been to the mall with this person?
belom
2) How about a sleepover with them?
Belom juga
3) Does this person have a job?
pelajar
Q. Quratull Uyun
1) Does this person drink alcohol?
Nngak kayaknya
2) Have you seen this person dance?
belom
3) Where do they work?
Masih SMA
R. Rheza Hanif Risqianto
1) Have you heard this person sing?
Pernahpernah di telpon hahahaha
2) Do you think this person will repost this?
Nggak, password blognya aje lupa
3) Whats one thing you would change about this person?
NYOLOTNYA ITU LOH
S. Shanilda Salsabila
1) Is this person taller than you?
Dia pendek -maap-
2) Do you enjoy spending time with him/her?
hemm
3) Do they live close to you?
nggak
T. Novtiko Putra Suryanto (Tiko)
1) Would you do anything for him/her?
Ngerjain sih iya
2) Have you been to his/her house?
Belom, eh bokapmye menang undian rumah 1 milyar loh
3) Is this person a dipshit?
hemhemehem
U. Astungkara Handyan Adhyatmakasukha (uka) -gatau nama lain, maaf ya kakaknya wikan namanya dipinjem-
1) Is this person in a relationship?
Harusnya sih iya
2) Do you know where he lives?
Jogja?
3) What colour hair does this person have?
Item kali
V. Allisha Vindya (Vindy)
1) Do you see this person alot?
Nggak juga
2) When did you meet her/him?
Pas SD
3) Is this person your friend?
yes
W. Wikan Tamara Tyasning
1) Is this person older than you?
Nggak laaaaaaaaaaaaah
2) Is this person single?
Nggak, jadian ama bonsak ponsana, apa dendi ya? CANDA
3) Do you speak regularly with this person?
hooh
X. no matches found
Y. Mayori Rachmawati (Yori)
1) Does this person wear make-up?
nggak
2) Does this person play any instruments?
Iyes, gitar
3) What is their favourite sport?
Basket sampe tangannya patah
Z. Zaki Kusuma
1) Does this person have MSN/AIM?
msn
2) Ever gone shopping with him/her?
belum
3) Does this person have any special skills?
Memimpin dgn baik
Let's begin ..
A. Annisa Poppy Zolanda
1) How long have you known him/her?
staun ye gak la?
2) Is this person your enemy?
Bukanla, kitakan temaaaan (gapake cekek, yg ngerti gaul)
3) Is this person taller than you?
Nggak deh kayaknya
B. Badar Rahmat Trihari (knp die?)
1) What do you really think of this person?
Gatau ya
2) What’s their favourite color?
Gatau juga hahahah
3) Ever danced with them?
Nggak akan ya no way!
C. Clariza Shally Meidyna
1) Do you like this person?
hoeks
2) Where did you meet this person?
Dulu pas SD
3) How old are they?
12/13 idk (gaya baru tau idk hahah)
D. Dwiki Pratama Putra
1) Do you love this person?
Hah?geli
2) Biggest regret?
Jatoh didepannya pasti dijekin setengah idup
3) His/Her hobby ?
Makan hahah
E.Evanditho Armandiera
1) Have you met their parents?
Bokapnya belom, nyokapnya dulu pernah
2) Worst thing about this person?
Hemm, songong. Canda ya tho
3) Best thing about this person?
Apaya? Putih? Lumayan baek
F. Firdha Maghfira Putri
1) Dated this person?
Fir,kita normal kan?
2) When is the next time you will see him/her?
Pas ke alarm terakhir, udh lama
3) Do you go to school with them?
nggak
G. Grace Shinta Elizabeth
1) Are they a good listener?
Kyknya nggak. Mungkin.
2) Have you ever lied to this person?
Ngobrol aja jarang
3) Is this person nice?
Hem?
H. Romadhan Hapsa (HAPSA)
1) What year are they in?
7 mau naik 8
2) Is he/she your best friend?
bukan
3) Ever done something illegal with this person?
Dia ustad meeeeeen
I. Imansyah Aulia Putra
1) What is this person’s favourite food?
Escargot kayaknya
2) How did you meet this person?
Pas SD
3) Do you trust them?
Lumayan deh
J. Jauza Ardiya
1) What is his/her favorite ?
Nggak tau
2) Do you know their favourite song?
Nggak juga
3) What would you do if they confessed they liked you?
Heh?
K.Karima Naulita Pane
1) How old were you when you first met?
4,5,6
2) How did you meet?
SD nya sama
3) Ever danced with this person?
Belom ya kim?
L. Marchelita Dewi (Lita)
1) What would you do if you had never met this person?
Lah gue duduk ama siapa?
2) Do you like him/her?
As a friend
3) Would you go to Disney World with this person?
MAU KAN LIT MAU
M. Muhamad Ario Wibisono
1) Is this person quiet or loud?
Loud LAH
2) Name a friend that both of you are close to?
Eki (berasa deket gitu gue.hoeks)
3) What color eyes does this person have?
Apaya? Item?
N. Nadya Nadiva Ramadhani
1) Is this person your boyfriend/girlfriend?
Nggak makasih udah kenyang
2) Have you seen this person cry?
Pernah! Dia ngeliatin gue sampe nangis SUER
3) Do you know this person’s middle name?
YES,Nadiva
O. Julio Dewo Wicaksono (oo)
1) Are you related?
Nggaklah yaw
2) Could you live with this person?
Kalo gue-lita kawin mungkin iya
3) Do you believe this person is gay?
Oo gay ga o?
P.Pricilla Aida
1) Have you ever been to the mall with this person?
belom
2) How about a sleepover with them?
Belom juga
3) Does this person have a job?
pelajar
Q. Quratull Uyun
1) Does this person drink alcohol?
Nngak kayaknya
2) Have you seen this person dance?
belom
3) Where do they work?
Masih SMA
R. Rheza Hanif Risqianto
1) Have you heard this person sing?
Pernahpernah di telpon hahahaha
2) Do you think this person will repost this?
Nggak, password blognya aje lupa
3) Whats one thing you would change about this person?
NYOLOTNYA ITU LOH
S. Shanilda Salsabila
1) Is this person taller than you?
Dia pendek -maap-
2) Do you enjoy spending time with him/her?
hemm
3) Do they live close to you?
nggak
T. Novtiko Putra Suryanto (Tiko)
1) Would you do anything for him/her?
Ngerjain sih iya
2) Have you been to his/her house?
Belom, eh bokapmye menang undian rumah 1 milyar loh
3) Is this person a dipshit?
hemhemehem
U. Astungkara Handyan Adhyatmakasukha (uka) -gatau nama lain, maaf ya kakaknya wikan namanya dipinjem-
1) Is this person in a relationship?
Harusnya sih iya
2) Do you know where he lives?
Jogja?
3) What colour hair does this person have?
Item kali
V. Allisha Vindya (Vindy)
1) Do you see this person alot?
Nggak juga
2) When did you meet her/him?
Pas SD
3) Is this person your friend?
yes
W. Wikan Tamara Tyasning
1) Is this person older than you?
Nggak laaaaaaaaaaaaah
2) Is this person single?
Nggak, jadian ama bonsak ponsana, apa dendi ya? CANDA
3) Do you speak regularly with this person?
hooh
X. no matches found
Y. Mayori Rachmawati (Yori)
1) Does this person wear make-up?
nggak
2) Does this person play any instruments?
Iyes, gitar
3) What is their favourite sport?
Basket sampe tangannya patah
Z. Zaki Kusuma
1) Does this person have MSN/AIM?
msn
2) Ever gone shopping with him/her?
belum
3) Does this person have any special skills?
Memimpin dgn baik
Kamis, Juni 25, 2009
100truths
1. Last beverage →air putih
2. Last phone call → boksep
3. Last text message→lita
4. Last song you listened to → everything – Michael buble
5. Last time you cried→ hah? Td siang, kepedesan
SIX HAVE YOU EVER:
1. Dated someone twice → pacaran aje belon
2. Been cheated on? → nggak
3. Kissed someone & regretted it? →nggak
4. Lost someone special?→ iya deh kyknya
5. Been depressed?→ pastinya
6. Been drunk and threw up? → nggak
LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
1. ijo
2. oren
3. biru
4. ungu
HAVE YOU:
1. Made new friends → iyes
2. Fallen out of love → iyes
3. Laughed until you cried → iyalah
4. Met someone who changed you → hemm,iyes
5. Found out who your true friends were → siapa ya? blm
6. Found out someone was talking about you → nggak tau
7. Kissed anyone on your friend list → hah? belom
8. How many people on your friend list do you know in real life → friend list dimane?
9. How many kids do you want to have → 1cowo 1 cewe. Kan KB. hahah
10. Do you have any pets → iyes, kayak bonbin rumah gue
11. Do you want to change your name→ bersyukur udh dikasih nama
12. What did you do for your last birthday → traktir dunkun tp bnyk yg ga nyadar.
13. What time did you wake up today → 7.00
14. What were you doing at midnight last night? → keliling pulau kasur
15. Name something you CANNOT wait for → Singapore!!
16. Last time you saw your father→ pagi hari
17. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life → hah?
18. What are you listening to right now → great DJ – the ting tings
19. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → blm
23. What's getting on your nerves right now? → gangerti gue
24. Most visited web page → plurk,fb,blog,google -.-‘
1. What's your name → (adadeh)
2. Nicknames → ndy
3. Relationship Status → in a relationship sama guling -.-‘
4. Zodiac sign → sagitarius
5. Male or female or transgendered → female
6. Elementary → al-azhar rawamangun
7. Middle School → 115 junior high school
8. High school → belon elah
10. Hair color → ijo, gakdeng item
11. Long or short → long
16. Height → gaktau pasnya, yg jelas 160 lewat soalnya nyokap gue 160
17. Do you have a crush on someone? → hemm
18. What do you like about yourself → apayah?
19. Piercings → gangerti
20. Tattoos → pengen, tp temporary
21. Righty or lefty → right aja deh
FIRSTS :
22. First surgery → jgn sampe
23. First piercing → ohoh, maksudya anting ya? Adalah orang cewek.
24. First best friends → rana,inas.
26. First sport you joined → renang
27. First pet → semut.
28. First vacation → kapan ya? Dari mat ague masih meremmelek kyknya udh diajak pergi
29. First concert → he?
30. First crush → hmm
49. Eating → milna hahah, gaktaudeng
50. Drinking → ASI
52. I'm about to → gatau gangerti
53. Listening to → baby love jazz!
55. Waiting for → gangerti
YOUR FUTURE :
58. Want kids? → yaiyalah masa yaiyakek (lawak)
59. Want to get married? → mau
60. Careers in mind? → tukang poto
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
68. Lips or eyes → eyes
69. Hugs or kisses → hugs
70. Shorter or taller → taller
71. Older or Younger → Older
72. Romantic or spontaneous → spontaneous
73. Nice stomach or nice arms → stomach?
74. Sensitive or loud → loud
77. Trouble maker or hesitant → trouble maker
HAVE YOU EVER :
78. Kissed a stranger → hah?nggak
79. Drank hard liquor → nggak
80. Lost glasses/contacts → nggak
81. Sex on first date → TIDAK AKAN YA
82. Broken someone's heart → apakah?
83. Had your own heart broken → hooh
85. Been arrested → apatuh?
86. Turned someone down → hah?
87. Cried when someone died → iya
88. Liked a friend that is a girl? → NGGAK YA SORRY GUE NORMAL
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
89. Yourself → iya
90. Miracles → iyes
91. Love at first sight → nggak begitu
92. Heaven → iyes
93. Santa Clause → NGGAK
95. Kiss on the first date? → nggak
96. Angels → iyes
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
97. Is there one person you want to be with right now? → iyes
98. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time → dibilangin pacaran baru ama guling.
99. Had a pregnancy scare? → iyaiya
100. Posting this as 100 Truths? → iya, saya orang jujur (lah ini boong hahah)
tag:lita,ola,adis,nadya,siapakek yg mau
Minggu, Juni 21, 2009
....
Can you name 30 people you can think of right off the top of your head? Don't read the questions underneath until you write the names of all 30 people. No cheating!
1. Marchelita Dewi
2. Nadya Nadiva Ramadhani
3. Adilla Latifa Adisti
4. Annisa Poppy Zolanda
5. Wikan Tamara Tyasning
6. Tri Kurnia Lestari
7. Rona Ali Badjrai
8. Rheza Hanif Risqianto
9. M.Ario Wibisono
10. Zaki Kusuma
11. Dwiki Pratama Putra
12. Rio Ihsan Purnomo
13. Raveno Raka Ryzki
14. M. Asaddudin
15. Nadia Nur Shadrina
16. Amelia Prahasty
17. Nadya Hanifah
18. Mega Pratiwi
19. M. Risyad Alditio
20. Evanditho Armandiera
21. Ibrahim Ahmad Kusumaputra
22. Imansyah Aulia Putra
23. Julio Dewo Wicaksono
24. Mayori Rahmawati (eh, takut salah)
25. Aufariza Amalia Adani
26. Kevie Paramanindhita
27. Sthephani Edwina Lucia
28. Quratul Uyun
29. Gefriazka Jamil
30. Siti Salwa Syafawiyah
THE QUESTIONS:
• How did you meet 10?
-ketemu dikelas ye gak zak
• What would you do if you had never met 6?
-nggak ada yg nyisirin poni gue dong hahaha
• What would you do if 20 and 15 dated?
-eh cie ditho sama nadia
• If you could marry between 6 and 14 who will it be?
-nia ato asad? gilo uwohuuwoh
• Did you ever like 9?
-anjir
• Have you ever seen 4 cry?
-blm
• Would 4 and 12 make a good couple?
-cie ola rio. wahwah bagusan ola zaki
• Would number 1 and 2 make a good couple?
- lita, kau jgn menghianatiku dgn berselingkuh dgn nadya!
• Describe 8:
- kue gagal
• Do you like 12?
- itu cucu gue
• Tell me something about 17:
- keriting. kayak cowok
• What's 7's favorite color?
- kayaknya ungu deh
• What would you do if 1 just confessed they liked you?
- litaaa, apakah kau mencintaiku? geli
• When was the last time you talked to number 15?
- adanya juga tadi chatting
• How do you think 19 feels about you?
- he? apaan ya?
• What languages does 13 speak?
- bahasa monyet
• Who is 2 going out with?:
- siapa yaa? itutuuuuh
• What grade is 16 in?
- 7 dong mau naek kelas 8
• What is 5's favorite music?
- perasaan dia sukanya bultang bukan musik
• Would you ever date 3?
- adis? hah?
• Is 11 single?
- die mah dobel. liat aje badanye (ga ngaca gue)
• What is 10s last name?
- Kusuma
• Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 7?
- rona mah cewek
• Where does 18 live?
- wah kurang tahu -malah dikasih tempe (lawak)-
• What do you think about 20?
- landak albino
• What is the best thing about 4?
- tempat curhat gueee
• Is 21 hard-working?
- hah? emang iya bam?
• What would you like to tell 14 right now?
- kok ga nongkrong di tempat yg tadi pas mau ke tmii?
• How did you meet 9?
- gimana ya? disekolah lah
• What is the best and worst thing about 2?
- best: she is my ex chairmate
- worst: ngomong 'apesi'
• Are you going to know 3 forever?
- iyeaje
• How long have you known 26?
- dari les ilp
• Who is 24?
- yoriiiiiiii, baru ketemu kemaren. tapi udh ngefans berat
• Are you or did you ever date 28?
- uyun, lo emang mirip cowok, tapikantapidong yun
• Do you have a crush on 27?
- lah kok seli?
• Would you kiss 25?
- kalo cium pipi KAYAKNYA pernah
• Have you hugged/kissed 22?
- belom dan GAAKAN PERNAH
• Is 29 your bff?
- azka temen gue
• What do you hate about 23?
- rewel uwooh
• What's your relationship with 30?
- sal, kite apa sal?
tag:
lita,ola,siapa aja deh
1. Marchelita Dewi
2. Nadya Nadiva Ramadhani
3. Adilla Latifa Adisti
4. Annisa Poppy Zolanda
5. Wikan Tamara Tyasning
6. Tri Kurnia Lestari
7. Rona Ali Badjrai
8. Rheza Hanif Risqianto
9. M.Ario Wibisono
10. Zaki Kusuma
11. Dwiki Pratama Putra
12. Rio Ihsan Purnomo
13. Raveno Raka Ryzki
14. M. Asaddudin
15. Nadia Nur Shadrina
16. Amelia Prahasty
17. Nadya Hanifah
18. Mega Pratiwi
19. M. Risyad Alditio
20. Evanditho Armandiera
21. Ibrahim Ahmad Kusumaputra
22. Imansyah Aulia Putra
23. Julio Dewo Wicaksono
24. Mayori Rahmawati (eh, takut salah)
25. Aufariza Amalia Adani
26. Kevie Paramanindhita
27. Sthephani Edwina Lucia
28. Quratul Uyun
29. Gefriazka Jamil
30. Siti Salwa Syafawiyah
THE QUESTIONS:
• How did you meet 10?
-ketemu dikelas ye gak zak
• What would you do if you had never met 6?
-nggak ada yg nyisirin poni gue dong hahaha
• What would you do if 20 and 15 dated?
-eh cie ditho sama nadia
• If you could marry between 6 and 14 who will it be?
-nia ato asad? gilo uwohuuwoh
• Did you ever like 9?
-anjir
• Have you ever seen 4 cry?
-blm
• Would 4 and 12 make a good couple?
-cie ola rio. wahwah bagusan ola zaki
• Would number 1 and 2 make a good couple?
- lita, kau jgn menghianatiku dgn berselingkuh dgn nadya!
• Describe 8:
- kue gagal
• Do you like 12?
- itu cucu gue
• Tell me something about 17:
- keriting. kayak cowok
• What's 7's favorite color?
- kayaknya ungu deh
• What would you do if 1 just confessed they liked you?
- litaaa, apakah kau mencintaiku? geli
• When was the last time you talked to number 15?
- adanya juga tadi chatting
• How do you think 19 feels about you?
- he? apaan ya?
• What languages does 13 speak?
- bahasa monyet
• Who is 2 going out with?:
- siapa yaa? itutuuuuh
• What grade is 16 in?
- 7 dong mau naek kelas 8
• What is 5's favorite music?
- perasaan dia sukanya bultang bukan musik
• Would you ever date 3?
- adis? hah?
• Is 11 single?
- die mah dobel. liat aje badanye (ga ngaca gue)
• What is 10s last name?
- Kusuma
• Would you ever want to be in a serious relationship with 7?
- rona mah cewek
• Where does 18 live?
- wah kurang tahu -malah dikasih tempe (lawak)-
• What do you think about 20?
- landak albino
• What is the best thing about 4?
- tempat curhat gueee
• Is 21 hard-working?
- hah? emang iya bam?
• What would you like to tell 14 right now?
- kok ga nongkrong di tempat yg tadi pas mau ke tmii?
• How did you meet 9?
- gimana ya? disekolah lah
• What is the best and worst thing about 2?
- best: she is my ex chairmate
- worst: ngomong 'apesi'
• Are you going to know 3 forever?
- iyeaje
• How long have you known 26?
- dari les ilp
• Who is 24?
- yoriiiiiiii, baru ketemu kemaren. tapi udh ngefans berat
• Are you or did you ever date 28?
- uyun, lo emang mirip cowok, tapikantapidong yun
• Do you have a crush on 27?
- lah kok seli?
• Would you kiss 25?
- kalo cium pipi KAYAKNYA pernah
• Have you hugged/kissed 22?
- belom dan GAAKAN PERNAH
• Is 29 your bff?
- azka temen gue
• What do you hate about 23?
- rewel uwooh
• What's your relationship with 30?
- sal, kite apa sal?
tag:
lita,ola,siapa aja deh
Jumat, Juni 19, 2009
apedah lg males
ah elah, masa gue kmrn udh posting panjang2 eh keapus. bangke! eheh, masa gue lg packing buat science camp bsk. malesin ah. terus2 gue mau ngepost aneh2
Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to copy and paste and answer these questions about yourself. You have to tag your friends then.
1. What time did you get up this morning? jam 4 terus tidur lg ampe jam 4.20 dan mimpi dendi-rerey cipokan diomelin guru
2. Diamonds or pearls?diamond
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? 17 again, baru tadi
4. What is your favorite TV show? DORAEMON setiap hari minggu jam 8 di RCTI
5. What do you usually have for breakfast? nasi+spaysi ciken
6. What is your middle name? retno
7. What food do you dislike? jengkol, pete
8. What is your favorite CD at moment? (ehsumpah gue ga ngerti maksudnya)
9. What kind of car do you drive? baru 13 taun, gile lu yak
10. Favorite sandwich? apakek
11. What characteristic do you despise? gangerti
12. Favorite item of clothing? kaos+jins+crocs
13. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation, where would you go? EROPA UWOOOH
14. Favorite brand of clothing? yang enak dipake ajedah
15. Where would you retire to? kok gue gangerti muluk yak
16. What was your most recent memorable birthday? 12 thn T_T
17. Favorite sport to watch? bulutangkis deh
18. When is your birthday? 17 DESEMBER. REMEMBER!
19. Are you a morning person or a night person? morning kali
20. What is your shoe size? 39-40
21. Pets? kucing, ikan
22. Any new and exciting news you’d like to share with us? apaya?
23. What did you want to be when you were little? tukang jaga karcis tol
24. How are you today? aku baik baiiiik sajaaaa
25. What is your favorite candy? SUGUS
26. What is your favorite flower? setangkai anggreek buuuuuuuuulaaaan
27. What is a day on the calendar you are looking forward to? hari rabu waktu itu. yegak lits?
28. What are you listening to right now? ost sinetron cinta&anugerah. nyokap nntnnya itu sih.
29. What was the last thing you ate? ikanmas+tumis kangkung
30. Do you wish on stars? ape?
31. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? ijo
32. How is the weather right now? hot benjet
33. The first person you spoke to on the phone today? lita deh kayaknya
34. Favorite soft drink? seprit
35. Favorite restaurant? the grill sama paregu
36. Real hair color? item manis -,-
37. What was your favorite toy as a child? berbi, wajan yg gue penyokin.
38. Summer or winter? winter dong kan desember -Apedah-
39. Hugs or kisses? hugs
40. Chocolate or Vanilla? vanilla
41. Coffee or tea? tea
42. When was the last time you cried? tadi, kejedot gagang pinti pas dimata. eek
43. What is under your bed? kardus2 gaje, sama tas2 nyokap
44. What did you do last night? tidur
45. What are you afraid of? ganaek kelas
46. Salty or sweet? sweet
47. How many keys on your key ring? hah? meneketehe
48. Favorite day of the week? rabu dongsss
49. How many towns have you lived in? jakarta doang
50. Do you make friends easily? iye dah kayaknya
51. Favorite animal? ular berbisa yang sangat berbisa suka memangsa
terus2 ada lagi, sekip jg gpp:
1. YOUR REAL NAME : (ADADEH ntar jg tau kalo baca post di bwh)
2. YOUR HUNGARIAN NAME :cindztid (the first 4 letters of your first name, and add -ztid)
3. YOUR FUNGI NAME : putrmycota (the first 4 letters of your last name, and add -mycota)
4. YOUR JAPANESE NAME : Acisuke (A-, the first 2 letters of your first name, add -suke)
5.YOUR EVIL NAME : greewhalciffer (your favorit color minus the last letter of it, your favorit mammal minus the last letter of it, add -ciffer)
6. YOUR FRENCH NAME : D'cique (D', the first 2 letters of your first name, and add -que)
7. YOUR MYTHOLOGICAL NAME : jupicineus (the first 4 letters of your favorit planet, the first 3 letters of your first name, and add -eus)
8. YOUR AFRICAN NAME : cimaka(the first 2 letters of your first name, and ad -maka)
9. YOUR ANCIENT EGYPTIAN NAME : Wutrriti (W-, your favorit vocal letter from your last name, 3rd&4th letters of your last name, add- riti)
10. YOUR GREEK NAME : Artirikios (Art-, your favorit vocal letter from your first name, your favorit consonant letter from your last name, your 2nd favorit vocal letter from your first name, and add -kios)
Minggu, Mei 24, 2009
Garingoio
Beberapa dialog lucu (ga juga sih) yg gue dengar beberapa hari ini
Dialog 1:
Ceritanya: gue lg liat anak tk maen cerdas cermat.
Dialognya: (P: presenter, K:kelompok anak yg jawab pertanyaan)
P : Apa nama ikan yang sama sama rasanya
(BEL, TEEEET)
K : TERII!! (Dengan antusiasme tinggi)
P : Rasanya?
K : TERII
P : Rasanya?
K : TERII
P : Rasanya?
K : TERII
P : ASIIN. OKELAH BENERIN AJA (dengan nade putus asa)
Gue : kjshdfihdcksdhcnedfewlkc?@$#$#%#
Dialog 2:
Ceritanya: nyokap lg nnton sinetron ape getooh.
Dialognya: (Ao: Aktor, Ai: Aktris, N:nyokap)
Ai : Maafin aku
Ao : Tapi ada syaratnya, kamu temenin aku terapi
N : apa mbak?naik kereta api? (nanya ke gue)
Gue : -ngakak- temenin terapi mah.
Udahya garing daah
Minggu, Maret 29, 2009
Sejumlah Info [tidak?!] Penting
1. Lihat resleting anda… YKK bukan? Itu singkatan dari Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, perusahaan resleting terbesar di dunia
2. Suara “wek…wek…wek” bebek nggak akan menggema baik di gua, lembah, dll. Sejauh ini belum ada penjelasan dari para ilmuwan.
3. 40% untung McD dari penjualan Happy Meals.
4. Rata-rata 12 bayi yang lahir di dunia setiap hari, di serahkan ke orangtua yang salah [ketukar]
5. Cokelat asli [dari buah cokelat yang baru di jemur/kering] dapat membunuh anjing dengan menyerang jantung dan system sarafnya.
Dosis: 5 ons untuk anjing kecil/puddle
6. Sebagian besar lipstik dari merek-merek terkenal, bahan bakunya memakai sisik ikan laut
7. Tahun 1830, kecap dijual sebagai obat.
8. Leonardo Da Vinci bisa menulis sambil tangan yang lain menggambar di saat yang sama
9. Leonardo Da Vinci penemu gunting
10. Leonardo Da Vinci menggambar Mona Lisa selama 10 tahun
11. Di semua caino di Las Vegas tidak terdapat jamdinding, wekwer, dll.
12. Adegan berkelahi Bruce Lee terlalu cepat, sehingga harus di edit film nya diperlambat gerakannya agar terlihat normal
13. Produk pertama yang menggunakan barcode adalah permen karet Wrigley’s
14. Pemilik perusahaan Malboro yang pertama meninggal gara2 kanker paru2
15. Honor Michael Jordan dari Nike lebih banyak dari jumlah gaji seluruh buruh pabrik Nike di Vietnam
16. Ibu Adolf Hitler tadinya mau aborsi dia… tapi di selamatkan oleh dokter. [dokternya pasti nyesel setengah mamfus tuh]
17. Nama orang di dunia yang paling banyak adalah Muhammad
19. Karet gelang akan lebih kuat bila didinginkan di kulkas dulu
20.Dalam bahasa Inggris, kata ‘Dreamt’ adalah satu-satunya yang berakhiran
‘mt’
21.Tidak akan mungkin anda bersin sambil melek. Coba aja..
22. Kecoa masih bisa bertahan hidup 10 hari tanpa kepala.
23. Otak bekerja lebih aktif ketika tidur daripada ketika nonton TV.
24. 80% penduduk Amerika menyukai warna biru.
25. Lebih banyak jumlah ayam daripada manusia di dunia.
26. Di Islandia tidak diperbaolhkan untuk memelihara anjing.
27. Di Washington DC, lebih banyak jumlah sambungan telepn daripada jumlah
Penduduknya
28. Rata-rata waktu yang dibutuhkan orang dari mulai memejamkan mata hingga
Tidur adalah 7 menit
29. Penjian info seperti ini kerap membuat orang tidak memerhatikan nomor
urutnya. Sedikit sekali yang sadar bahwa disini tidak ada nomor 18.
30. Akhirnya, hamper semua yang baca tulisan ini mencoba memastikan bahwa
nomor 18 memang benar-benar tidah ada,hehehe…
udah yaaaa.. daaaaaa..
2. Suara “wek…wek…wek” bebek nggak akan menggema baik di gua, lembah, dll. Sejauh ini belum ada penjelasan dari para ilmuwan.
3. 40% untung McD dari penjualan Happy Meals.
4. Rata-rata 12 bayi yang lahir di dunia setiap hari, di serahkan ke orangtua yang salah [ketukar]
5. Cokelat asli [dari buah cokelat yang baru di jemur/kering] dapat membunuh anjing dengan menyerang jantung dan system sarafnya.
Dosis: 5 ons untuk anjing kecil/puddle
6. Sebagian besar lipstik dari merek-merek terkenal, bahan bakunya memakai sisik ikan laut
7. Tahun 1830, kecap dijual sebagai obat.
8. Leonardo Da Vinci bisa menulis sambil tangan yang lain menggambar di saat yang sama
9. Leonardo Da Vinci penemu gunting
10. Leonardo Da Vinci menggambar Mona Lisa selama 10 tahun
11. Di semua caino di Las Vegas tidak terdapat jamdinding, wekwer, dll.
12. Adegan berkelahi Bruce Lee terlalu cepat, sehingga harus di edit film nya diperlambat gerakannya agar terlihat normal
13. Produk pertama yang menggunakan barcode adalah permen karet Wrigley’s
14. Pemilik perusahaan Malboro yang pertama meninggal gara2 kanker paru2
15. Honor Michael Jordan dari Nike lebih banyak dari jumlah gaji seluruh buruh pabrik Nike di Vietnam
16. Ibu Adolf Hitler tadinya mau aborsi dia… tapi di selamatkan oleh dokter. [dokternya pasti nyesel setengah mamfus tuh]
17. Nama orang di dunia yang paling banyak adalah Muhammad
19. Karet gelang akan lebih kuat bila didinginkan di kulkas dulu
20.Dalam bahasa Inggris, kata ‘Dreamt’ adalah satu-satunya yang berakhiran
‘mt’
21.Tidak akan mungkin anda bersin sambil melek. Coba aja..
22. Kecoa masih bisa bertahan hidup 10 hari tanpa kepala.
23. Otak bekerja lebih aktif ketika tidur daripada ketika nonton TV.
24. 80% penduduk Amerika menyukai warna biru.
25. Lebih banyak jumlah ayam daripada manusia di dunia.
26. Di Islandia tidak diperbaolhkan untuk memelihara anjing.
27. Di Washington DC, lebih banyak jumlah sambungan telepn daripada jumlah
Penduduknya
28. Rata-rata waktu yang dibutuhkan orang dari mulai memejamkan mata hingga
Tidur adalah 7 menit
29. Penjian info seperti ini kerap membuat orang tidak memerhatikan nomor
urutnya. Sedikit sekali yang sadar bahwa disini tidak ada nomor 18.
30. Akhirnya, hamper semua yang baca tulisan ini mencoba memastikan bahwa
nomor 18 memang benar-benar tidah ada,hehehe…
udah yaaaa.. daaaaaa..
100 J
Ini cerita yang menurut gue kocak.Baca ya. Kalo gamau sekip juga boleh.abis baca komen J.
Satu hari Sultan merasa sungguh “bosan ‘n bête abis” ,jadi dia tanya penasihatnya. “Penasihat, siapa paling pandai saat ini?”
“Abunawas” jawab penasihat
Sultan pun manggil Abunawas dan baginda bertitah. “Kalau kamu pandai, coba buat satu cerita seratus kata tapi setiap kata mesti dimulai dengan huruf ‘J’”
Terperanjat Abunawas, tapi setelah berfikir, diapun mulai bercerita:
Jeng Juminten janda judes, jelek, jerawatan, jari jempolnya jorok. Jeng Juminten jajal jualan jamu jarak jauh Jogja-Jakarta. Jamu jagonya: jamu jahe. “Jamu-jamuuu…,jamu jahe-jamu jaheee…!” Juminten jerit-jerit jajakan jamunya, jelajahi jalanan.
Jariknya jatuh, Juminten jatuh jumpalitan. Jeng Juminten jerit-jerit ”jarikku jatuh, jarikku jatuh…” Juminten jengkel, jualan jamunya jungkir-jungkiran, jadi jemu juga.
Juminten jumpa Jack, jejaka Jawa jomblo, juragan jengkol, jantan, juara judo. Jantungnya Jeng Juminten jada judes jadi jedag-jedug. Juminten janji jera jualan jamu, jadi julietnya Jack. Johny juga jejaka jomblo, jalang, juga jangkung. Julukannya, ‘Johny Jago Joget’. “Jieeeeehhhh, Jack jejaka Jawa, Jum?” joke-nya Johny. Jakunnyajadi jungkat-jungkit jelalatan jenguk Juminten. “Jangan jealous, John…” jawab Juminten.
Jum’at, Johny jambret, jagoanya jembatan Joglo jarinya jawil-jawil jerawatnya Juminten. Juminten jerit-jerit “ Jack, Jack, Johny jahil, jawil-jawil!!!”. Jack jumping-in jalan, jembatan juga jemuran. Jack jegal Johny, jebreeeet…, Jack jotos Johny. Jidatnya Johny jenong, jadi jontor juga jendol… jeleeeekkk.
“John, jangan jahilin Juminten…!” jerit Jack. Jantungnya Johny jedot-jedotan, “Janji, Jack, janji… Johny jera” jawab Johny. Jack jadikan Johny join jualan jajan jejer Juminten.
Johny jadi jongosnya Jack-Juminten, jagain jongko, jualan jus jengkol jajanan jurumudi jurusan Jogja-Jombang, julukannya ‘Jus Jengkol Johny Jolly-Jolly Jumper’ Jumpalagi,jek…………!!!
Fiuuh kelar, tapi kayaknya lebih dari 100 kata deh. Coba aja itung ampe mabok.
Yaudah yaaa daaa.
Satu hari Sultan merasa sungguh “bosan ‘n bête abis” ,jadi dia tanya penasihatnya. “Penasihat, siapa paling pandai saat ini?”
“Abunawas” jawab penasihat
Sultan pun manggil Abunawas dan baginda bertitah. “Kalau kamu pandai, coba buat satu cerita seratus kata tapi setiap kata mesti dimulai dengan huruf ‘J’”
Terperanjat Abunawas, tapi setelah berfikir, diapun mulai bercerita:
Jeng Juminten janda judes, jelek, jerawatan, jari jempolnya jorok. Jeng Juminten jajal jualan jamu jarak jauh Jogja-Jakarta. Jamu jagonya: jamu jahe. “Jamu-jamuuu…,jamu jahe-jamu jaheee…!” Juminten jerit-jerit jajakan jamunya, jelajahi jalanan.
Jariknya jatuh, Juminten jatuh jumpalitan. Jeng Juminten jerit-jerit ”jarikku jatuh, jarikku jatuh…” Juminten jengkel, jualan jamunya jungkir-jungkiran, jadi jemu juga.
Juminten jumpa Jack, jejaka Jawa jomblo, juragan jengkol, jantan, juara judo. Jantungnya Jeng Juminten jada judes jadi jedag-jedug. Juminten janji jera jualan jamu, jadi julietnya Jack. Johny juga jejaka jomblo, jalang, juga jangkung. Julukannya, ‘Johny Jago Joget’. “Jieeeeehhhh, Jack jejaka Jawa, Jum?” joke-nya Johny. Jakunnyajadi jungkat-jungkit jelalatan jenguk Juminten. “Jangan jealous, John…” jawab Juminten.
Jum’at, Johny jambret, jagoanya jembatan Joglo jarinya jawil-jawil jerawatnya Juminten. Juminten jerit-jerit “ Jack, Jack, Johny jahil, jawil-jawil!!!”. Jack jumping-in jalan, jembatan juga jemuran. Jack jegal Johny, jebreeeet…, Jack jotos Johny. Jidatnya Johny jenong, jadi jontor juga jendol… jeleeeekkk.
“John, jangan jahilin Juminten…!” jerit Jack. Jantungnya Johny jedot-jedotan, “Janji, Jack, janji… Johny jera” jawab Johny. Jack jadikan Johny join jualan jajan jejer Juminten.
Johny jadi jongosnya Jack-Juminten, jagain jongko, jualan jus jengkol jajanan jurumudi jurusan Jogja-Jombang, julukannya ‘Jus Jengkol Johny Jolly-Jolly Jumper’ Jumpalagi,jek…………!!!
Fiuuh kelar, tapi kayaknya lebih dari 100 kata deh. Coba aja itung ampe mabok.
Yaudah yaaa daaa.
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